56 Translations

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Original Text: "Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri"
Translation: "Children rather than lemon and fresh daikoyri"

...Yeah, now it sounds like a cannibalistic recipe.

Original Text: "Pete Wentz's penis is on the internet"
Translation: "Online petition to raise the temperature"

I knew Pete made everyone hot!

Original Text: "Music is life"
Translation: "Voice of truth"

Eh, close enough.

Original Text: "Johnny Weir is a beautiful gay swan on drugs"
Translation: "Medical akusuka jonioia"

The hell does that even mean?

Original Text: "So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window"
Translation: "Hotel many children in television"

...They're he-re!